Well, TANFJ. (There Ain't No Friggin' Justice) Turns out Gore isn't running again in '04. So, the man who actually won the election, if all of the votes in Florida had been counted, will never get justice. And neither will we. Democracy was subverted.

"Not my President." That's what I keep saying to myself. "Not my President." Bush can't wrap himself in the flag and the post-911 jingoism. Well, he can. He has.

But I'm not fooled.

If I ever meet Al Gore, I'm going to say, "Nice to meet you, Mr. President."